Wednesday, August 11, 2010

10-7! 10-7!! Help

Hello there,

this is me being peaceful. Today I am maintaining a sense of mental decorum, no rubbish in these here posts. No sir, today, I am being objective in whatever I am discussing. Which brings me to the problem at hand, I can never figure out what I want to write about before hand so I think I'll just abandon all the stuff I said earlier and teach you the hook to my new song about Golola Moses of Ntinda, Uganda. Here goes...it must be sang to the tune of Drake's "Find your love".

1st verse:
This is Golola Moses
Gwe gwe gwe,
I own the hottest temper,
gwe gwe gwe
I am the champ kick boxer
Gwe gwe gwe
and I know you joke about me
Gwe gwe gwe

Hook:
You're tempering a temper,
Don't you value your life
You're tempering a temper,
Don't you value your life
You're tempering a temper,
Don't you value your life
You're tempering a temper,
I'll kill you dead, then deader then deadest

My kicks are sweet connections,
Gwe gwe gwe
one to the head and you're toast
Gwe gwe gwe
so make sure you're far,
gwe gwe gwe
When Golola goes a-kicking

Repeat hook until you die. Don't stop or else

Drake did a fair rendition of Golola Moses' song. If anyone tells you otherwise, report and the main man will pass him away.

Now I promised only sense and I've delivered. If this is not dead sensible, I don't know what is. My next post will be an in-depth analysis of Uganda's political situation...in keeping with my resolution to transform this blog from the ramblings of my decadent mind. Shalom and remember to love your neighbor and hate your landlord.

9 comments:

Mufere said...

I know I said to teach you just the hook but Golola said to teach you the entire song so...

no.27 sunshine avenue. said...

LMAOROTFWMHMW (laughing my ass off rolling on the floor while my housemates watch)

Anonymous said...

it is real fuckin disgusting bull shit

Mufere said...

I know mate but I can't help myself.
@thesunshine exhibitionist :-)

Unknown said...

LOleeeessst

Anonymous said...

Are u sick up stairs. i mean in brains

Unknown said...

Dude, u ROCK....BIG TIME

Shakim Lovings said...

WOWOWOOWO!! Pal So Great never to relax keep the ball moving Lol.

Darlkom said...

Um ... hilarious!