Speechless - Michael Jackson

If y'all don't mind, my song is sung to the tune of MJ's "Speechless". All together now...

Life is hazardous
That's how I feel
I can not wait, to leave this place
Gone is the plan that I had for today
i am at the children's clinic
for immunization (long)

But I am...suffering, suffering
wish I were a pediatrician
then we'd chill
at our house
and I would would treat my child

I'd save tons of money,
and ensure that all is well
and it wouldn't matter
if she screams at night
coz she'd do it for free

Helpless, homeless
that has nothing to do with me
if you're looking
for continuity, then you're on the wrong blog
I have since switched subjects, my cyber mind's in charge
and it's spewing, all sorts of stuff
to complete my remix.

Harmless, topless
ha, I am on a roll
I am going and going
and I might never stop
I hope you are all hanging in
and praying for this man's soul
whose two minds are warring in his head.


If you've sung this far, you are my hero. I tried and stopped just before my terminator chip kicked in.

We took our little one for immunization and the little boss is screaming like her entire clan has been abducted by aliens and Facebook has been bought by Microsoft (which would be terrible - will discuss this another time).

My poor wife, she's not hit the night town for three straight months now and she's really excited because tonight, we are in this town pakalast. Breast pump was active earlier so our house help will watch all the La Tormenta she can before we return...and she'll have company. It's a win(x)-win(y)-win(z); all axes covered :-) I am sure DJ Benny D is as excited to see us as we are to hear from his turntables. Gotta drive now, guess we'll meet at the show.

Brian, about the warcraft title you sorta snatched during my hiatus. The Association didn't have the courtesy to let me know I wasn't in charge anymore. They let me run by Brian's home where I was soundly trounced. I am ready. Tremble in fear!!! Muhahahahaha