Who knows??

What a day I am having! What do people mean we don't appreciate what we have? A friend of mine who'd just returned from the land of one of my colonial masters* was marveling at the amount of sunshine in Kiwatule. Sunshine?? Really, people, after years of education and careful research, I have ascertained that the sun shines on all of us equally and the amount of exposure - sum(all the basements, burrows and dungeons of this world, night time) = Equal amounts of sun light for everyone. Don't worry about the math, it makes sense to me so it should be enough for you. What's in a waterfall anyway? Lots of water cascading from on high and climaxing in a loud crescendo of indescribable sound. I was at a waterfall last week and everyone was oohhing and aahhing (eyeing?) and I was thinking... I did notice something interesting though, the cliff appears to flow upwards if you look at the waterfall for 5 seconds and suddenly look to its left or right. Don't worry if you don't keep up, I highlighted my observation to my fellow waterfallers and they didn't at first so keep figuring, good luck.

I've had a series of peaceful nights. I think my daughter aka the terrorizer aka Banshee has had a change of heart about stressing her daddy at night. She's like the prettiest, quietest, most thoughtful little woman I know. I know she's not intentionally being good to me but I appreciate it anyway. I gotta run, programme's hollering at me.

*I've since sold out the rest of my body to the Swiss so all my clothes are squatters.