It's unbelievable how much time other people have and how much time they assume I have. Yesterday was a terrible day, I came to Jinja to wind up a project we've been running for a few months now. I slept late, woke up really early and headed to the venue. I can not believe these hooligans showed up quarrelling about whether the Banyala are technically Baganda and who the rightful king of Busoga is. WTF? I don't care if the Banyala are descended from the Brits or the Dutch or the king is verizite so it is not fair to subject me to this rubbish. Rubbish!!!
Anyway, on a colonial note, I just did the math and I think I should send a proposal to the American embassy concerning our colonialism. Uganda needs to be re-colonised. Yeah, its unfortunate this came up so close to our "independence day" but it hit me kinda hard while I was leaving Kampala on the alleged Northern bypass. I say alleged because the highway is too narrow to hold a decent demonstration on...unless the rioters are chugging it along indian file (which technically speaking is a queue not a demonstration). It was alleged (again) that the bypass was a dual carriage highway autobahn style and we were dying to burn rubber on this road. We are now dead!
Now, say we were colonized by Switzerland, imagine the possibilities, no more fake rolexes and breitlings and roads; upon comparison, the people from Kabale would realise they are nowhere near being the Switzerland of Uganda because the Swiss would run the whole country anyway. Anyway, I hearby declare myself a Swiss protectorate, my body is now the property of the state of Switzerland. To hell with independence!!
I am in the middle of a focus group discussion and everyone is looking at me and thinking the boss is taking serious notes and I am so bored with the petty issues these chaps are raising. How can envy be a serious concern for 14 grown men with nice phones? This is not a question I expect you to answer. I am so sleepy. Wonder how my girls are doing. Gotta get back to work before my cybernetic brain starts transmitting the evil alien signals that get the verbal barrage going. You people take care.
P.s
I need to hire 4 MUK IT finalists who write a lot of PHP for a project I am working on. It's a full time job (pay is 200,000 - 250,000) at our office in Kampala. If you know someone that's interested, have them comment on this post.
4 comments:
Now, what would pose you to send a proposal to the Americans for us to be re-colonised?
LOL@ the Swiss and rolexes... there's are the fake ones. Aye aye, Two Weak Dudes?
Don't judge a man by his phone... of speech and tele. :-D On more important things, you had a girl, not a boy?
200,000 - 250,00 Full-time PHP? Slave driver much?
Look at the infrastructure in Zimbabwe (leave Mugabe out of this), Namibia, Djibouti and all the other countries that got independence after us. I am thinking of partitioning my protectorate. Germany can have my head. America, my neck and torso. France waist to knees and I can run my own legs.
Yep, I had the prettiest girl in the world (and I am being impartial here)
How much was your starting salary (less lunch and transport)? I think I am being fair. But I am sure all other slave drivers think so too :-)
The Germans? With the Americans? DUDE?!?! The French....aannnhhh...hhhmmmm. We'l see how impartial you will be when little daughter gets abit older :-)
You are paying 12,500 a day for writing ALOT of PHP? Surely you have not forgotten compile errors? For finalists, give them abit more hope. First and second years... they have a while before facing the big bad world.
At least 10-15k IT graduates leave Uganda's universities per year. Where do they all go? I am looking for coding assistants with general theory and no commercial coding experience to improve their ability and experience. It is a springboard for better stuff either with me, another employer or on their own. FYI, this is the real world.
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