Sorry about the title, was planning to summarise my home grown socio-philosophical-political analysis (does that mouthful sound wrong?) but I am having a brilliant early day and like other FATHERS, I am a scatterbrain when I am pleased. Try it, call your dad and let him know you just won the lottery, then quickly test his arithmetic. If you get a numerical answer from him, your dad is an exception to the general rule.
Ask me why I am having a good day. Go on, ask me. If you've read this far, you'll hear about my day later anyway. Anyway I was reading this original public domain book called "Star makers apprentice: A novel exploration into higher dimensions and the nature of the gods." It completely changed the way I think about our universe. Hitherto, i (like everyone else) thought civilised earth 2009 was populated by the higher end apes (Homo Sapien/Superior) with the base ape configuration, prehensile digits, opposable thumbs, some intelligence, the works.
LAB EXERCISE 1.0:
Let's head to the lab; boil some water in a huge test tube > 9000cc, add 6 tablespoons of white gold (high grade mexican or colombian). Add 1kg of marijuana nicely diced and add few poppy seeds for flavour. If you are into cooking with wine, tighten your safety goggles and drop a few thimblefuls and let your concoction simmer.
My mind has always had a tendency to run in circles. If its my mind, why the hell does it not obey me (Oh shit, am I my mind? Is my mind me? Are you my mind?)
Anyway back to this book I read, the author claims he met the angels and they live one dimension away from us and their dimension is like 10 dimensional so I figured in addition to the x,y,z axes, they have the &,),%,#,},{ dimensions as well. Take the % dimension, who decides who's top and who's bottom (if you don't understand what I am saying, help us both and enter the matrix or your bed, your choice.) I think I have discovered another Homo genus I've dubbed Homo Drugaddicticticus. To cause this interesting inter-genus mutation, see lab exercise 1.0. The Starmaker's Apprentice is clearly neither Homo Sapien nor Superior so I hereby (by his leave, of course) conscript him into this new genus. Check it out at www.feedbooks.org and let me know what you think.
This is getting out of hand and my mind cycles are getting wider and wider so I'll wrap up. I am happy because of daughter smiled at me yesterday and made the peace sign and they are both real pretty (my wife and daughter, I mean) Just realized again, as I do every cycle, I am the luckiest man in all the dimensions (angels are not men, afreets are not either so technically its just you, me and the few billion earthlings eligible)
P.s
I think I have two brains and sometimes the brain waves overlap so my human brain receives the alien signals from my cybernetic brain and it wrecks havoc with my rational thought (my excuse :-) )
